BREAKING: Rep. Welch Seeks Qualified Comms Director Candidates

BREAKING: Rep. Peter Welch is hiring a communications director. All of the ideal skills are needed:  Write like Hemingway; pitch like Roger Clemens; organized like Marie Kondo; and a not-quite-Cardi B social media game. Team player a must. Wicked sense of humor welcome.

Peter is a busy Member so you will be too. In addition to being a chief deputy whip, he’s on three very active, high profile committees:  Energy and Commerce, Intelligence, and Oversight. If you’re qualified and have solid press experience, send cover letter and resume to welchcommsjob@gmail.com

Bonus points if you know how to pronounce the Vermont towns of Charlotte, Calais and Vergennes and, without googling, how many teats are on a cow.