BREAKING: Rep. Welch Seeks Qualified Comms Director Candidates

BREAKING: Rep. Peter Welch is hiring a communications director. All of the ideal skills are needed:  Write like Hemingway; pitch like Roger Clemens; organized like Marie Kondo; and a not-quite-Cardi B social media game. Team player a must. Wicked sense of humor welcome.

Peter is a busy Member so you will be too. In addition to being a chief deputy whip, he’s on three very active, high profile committees:  Energy and Commerce, Intelligence, and Oversight. If you’re qualified and have solid press experience, send cover letter and resume to

Bonus points if you know how to pronounce the Vermont towns of Charlotte, Calais and Vergennes and, without googling, how many teats are on a cow.